Once upon a time in a land called the Grand Tetons, Bing Bong Jeffers (aka the Ort Queen) was having her normal dinner. Chicken and potato filled her mouth, as her sharklike jaws smashed the food into smithereans. Nothing but a potato skin was left on her once full plate. The sight of a healthy food disgusted her. She then bellowed "SEND THIS TO THE ORT BOX!" Her ort minion ,Maarrr Sturner, quickly ran to aid the Ort Queen. He seasoned the potato scraps with Siriachi hot sauce until the vile matter was fit for human consumption. He consumed the substance, fighting the tears back every bite, but by then the Ort Queen had moved on to a new victim, an oatmeal cookie. By the end of her destruction all that remained were picked out raisins. She forceably shoved the raisins down the minions throat. All that was left by the end were tears.
By Skinny J and Southern P
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